Monday, December 04, 2006

December miscellaneous

1. I got a bum knee. I can walk but not run or dance. This is not good. I am gaining weight at roughly one pound per hour and if I don’t get it fixed I may never move again. The witch doctor thinks it is torn cartilage, will go in Friday to make a plan. Damn.

2. Full moon tonight, or technically tomorrow. Very impressive at moonrise, but it always is. People who can’t or don’t look up at night are seriously missing the boat. Quite a few years ago I was running on the sand roads in central Kansas about sunset. Going east, about 5 miles out and ready to turn around when I noticed the moon starting to come up. It was full and I was in the middle of one of those Kansas flat spots where the sky seems to reach the ground about 500 miles away. Decided to go a little further to watch the moonrise. Once it cleared the horizon and was fully visible, just sitting on the eastern rim of the world, looking bigger than I have ever seen the moon look, I turned around. There on the western horizon, was the sun, blood red, also sitting on the rim ready to start to set. I just about fell into the road ditch. I suppose you had to be there to understand, but I was so stunned at the spectacle that I will never forget it.

3. We got guineas around here. Cousin Jeff bought 20 of the wretched things and 5 survived to be adults. He is gone for a few days, so I have been feeding them, turning them out in the morning and shutting them up at night. They are ugly as sin, make an incredibly bad noise, and dart around as if they are insane. The chickens walk out of the coop in the morning with some dignity. The guineas jump out and take to the air to fly 30 or 40 feet, squawking as loud as they can manage, which is damned loud. I like them quite a lot.

4. To goat or not to goat? I have been fighting an obsession with goats lately, fanaticizing about fixing some fences and getting some goats. They seem about as ugly and irritating as guineas, so I don’t know what it’s all about. There is a goat auction next Saturday down by Chillicothe. I think I'm gonna go and soak up a little goat ambiance and see how it feels.

5. We got another gift from nature in the form of a short-legged dog. Looks like he is mostly of the Beagle persuasion. I guess he is going to stay. Unless some of you all are very lonely and need a faithful dog companion. Also another cat skulking around the place. People who dump animals should die, go to hell, and be beaten with a board all the way there.

6. It’s cold. It’s winter and supposed to be. Switched over to burning Hedge to get a little more heat out of the old stove. I think the long fire is officially burning now. Supposedly, that’s what some bunch of Indians called it when they started a fire and planned to keep it burning until spring. Tell me again why global warming is bad?

7. Speaking of that, I’m not excited about it. Back in the early 70’s, I got really excited about global cooling, which was attributed to the same things now causing global warming. In many cases, the very same people were hyping it. Excuse me if I’m a little harder to convince this time. Yeah, it gets cooler sometimes and warmer sometimes, but common sense tells me that given the scale of the planet and the scale of human activity, the latter is unlikely to cool or heat the former very much.

8. I am however much amused that the alleged foremost authority on the science of climatology (however you spell it) is a guy who flunked out of divinity school. (Naming no names, but his initials are Al Gore)

9. OK, I’ll shut up now. Not sure where all that came from.