Thursday, May 05, 2005

Lee Harvey Oswald...

was a time traveling assassin sent from the future to eliminate John Kennedy before he did great harm to the human race. He was also a shape changer who re-manifested himself as Jack Ruby in order to kill himself and return to the future. He had a critical second assignment or he would have waited to be tried and executed in order to better conceal his identity. I am not sure why a time traveler would ever have to hurry, but some things I simply cannot explain.

This was revealed to me in a dream last night, and I wanted to share.

3 Comments:

Blogger brotherphilwilder said...

Speaking of the "magic bullet" theory, On a special edition of 20/20 about a year ago, Peter Jennings made a serious case for the "Oswald acted alone" theory with the help of the Zapruder film and 3D modeling and animation software. It was convincing and I was bummed. I'm, at heart, much more happy when I can blame horrific events on a whole bastion of evil doers-the more conspiracy, the better. Jennings clearly showed how Oswald could have made the shots in the time that he had, the angle of his position in the sniper's nest in relation Kennedy and Gov. Connelly's wounds, and with the ballistics and evidence reexamined, I was nearly convinced. It was plausible if not probable that a single assassin really did do it. Then, Jennings began a character assassination on Oswald. Because just proving that he COULD do it doesn't explain WHY he would do it. Jennings painted Oswald red with a broad brush and pushed the point that the poor schmuck wasn't even seriously debriefed in Russia when he defected. It seems that he couldn't catch any respect no matter where he went. That, Jennings proposed, was more than enough to drive Oswald to do something "big" for once and leave his mark in the history books. Ok, now there's 3D animation AND motive! I was nearly convinced.

And then I started thinking. Why does Peter Jennings want to prove to me that Oswald acted alone? What's HIS motive? Who does he REALLY work for??????????

May 24, 2005 at 5:53 AM  
Blogger tickmeister said...

The most convincing reason to believe in a conspiracy was the ease with which Jack Ruby offed Oswald. If you look at the picture, the two cops have Oswald spread eagled to make sure Ruby didn't miss. Also, how did a gun toting nut get immediate access to a suspect in a presidential assasination?

Also, would like to know more about Oswalds sniper training. What he supposedly did is of course possible, but it would have been an almost incredible feat of marksmanship.

I ain't buyin' it.

May 24, 2005 at 7:27 AM  
Blogger tickmeister said...

Not to bore the young folks, but I was sitting in a chemistry class at MU when Kennedy got shot. I walked out and heard the news, didn't believe it of course and commented to the person telling me that somebody had beaten me to it. Just one of the early steps to my reputation as a real asshole.

May 24, 2005 at 7:30 AM  

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